I ask myself who I should vote for, if the Pirates can't collect enough signatures to get into the election. So what choices do I have?

Christian Democratic Union/Christian Social Union (CDU/CSU): Web censorship, banning videogames, total surveillance and tax cuts for large enterpises? No, I think I prefer chewing my own leg off.
Social Democratic Party (SPD): Web censorship, banning videogames, total surveillance and tax cuts for the extremely poor, the a little less poor have to pay for? No, that's about the thing with the leg again.
Free Democratic Party (FDP): Manchester-capitalism for everyone who can pay for it and fight against the menace of socialism, but that's not important, because they only want to be in charge and don't care what other party they have to form a coallition with to get to power? No, I can't even stand the high-pitched voice of their chairman.
Alliance '90/The Greens: Haven't heard about them for some time, but their own youth organisation says they are assholes, so I'll pass.
Left Party: A completely fair social system, even if they have no idea where to take the money from, rebuild the StaSi and the Wall? Hey, can I get that without the Cold War crap? No? Ok, then I'll pass.
German Communist Party: Everything for everyone, rebuild the StaSi and the Wall? That's the Cold War crap without the good parts.
National Party Germany (NPD): That little Austrian guy with the funny moustache and the speech defect wasn't all that bad? I even wonder how they survived another year without being banned. Well, they are tearing themselves apart at the moment anyway.
Republicans: The same as the NPD with a suit and a tie on? Why do I even bother?
Party of Bible-abiding Christians (PBC): Smite the infidel, pray for peace or be burned at the stake? I still hope they are chaste enough to die out.
Gray Panthers: The youth today isn't what it was when you where at their age? Suuure, the youth 60 years ago was one large peace movement - in lockstep.
Bavarian Pary (BP): Freedom for Bavaria, chrush the Prussian reign of terror? Great idea, but the rest is CDU/CSU crap.
Free Voters (FW): No idea what to do, but most things the CDU/CSU did where bad... or some... well maybe one or two ideas? Why does this party even exist?
Party for Work, constitutional governement, animal protection, promotion of elites and base-democratic movement: They didn't run a election campain last year, instead they got paied by a airline to do ads for them. I'm thinking about it.
The Violetts: Use the pendulum for politics, ask your guardian angel about the global warming and ban scientific medicine? I guess the PBC would call the Spanish Inquisition on them if they weren't protestants. I still hope they kill each other.
Animal Protektion Party: Ban hunting, meat production, animal testing and pets? Ok, now I'll stop listing those parties, it's becoming ridiculous.
Anarchist Pogo Party Germany: No work for anyone, total restupidification, violence theme parks, youth pension instead of retirement pension? That's something to consider but their "My vote for the trash" (the official slogan 2005) is turning more and more into real politics, so won't vote them, too.

When you think about it, democracy doesn't work as it is now. You only have the choice between shit and crap. So I guess I won't vote at all. Or better hand in a void ballot paper.